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< Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?           >
< A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring   >
<    light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government     >
<    plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer      >
<    Prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb-assassin >
<    to break the bulb in the first place.                                >
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