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< Board the windows, up your car insurance, and don't leave any booze in     >
< plain sight. It's St. Patrick's day in Chicago again. The legend has it    >
< that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. In fact, he was arrested >
< for drunk driving. The snakes left because people kept throwing up on      >
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