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< College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the       >
< faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the     >
< trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and   >
< necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity. >
<         ― H. L. Mencken                                                      >
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