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< THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #18 -- FIFTH                    >
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< FIFTH is a precision mathematical language in which the data types     >
< refer to quantity.  The data types range from CC, OUNCE, SHOT, and     >
< JIGGER to FIFTH (hence the name of the language), LITER, MAGNUM and    >
< BLOTTO.  Commands refer to ingredients such as CHABLIS, CHARDONNAY,    >
< CABERNET, GIN, VERMOUTH, VODKA, SCOTCH, and WHATEVERSAROUND.           >
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< The many versions of the FIFTH language reflect the sophistication and >
< financial status of its users.  Commands in the ELITE dialect include  >
< VSOP and LAFITE, while commands in the GUTTER dialect include HOOTCH   >
< and RIPPLE. The latter is a favorite of frustrated FORTH programmers   >
< who end up using this language.                                        >
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